Dec
27
how dare u, tbh
i literally, like, isn’t this illegal? isn’t this against a code of something, isn’t there a law against it? why isn’t there a change.org petition to STOP ZAYN MALIK’S HORRIBLE FACE, it would go like this:
WE THE UNDERSIGNED REALLY REQUIRE LIKE GOVERNMENTAL OR MAYBE COSMIC INTERVENTION SO THAT
- NO ONE EVER HAS TO SEE ZAYN MALIK SMILING AGAIN
- NO ONE EVER HAS TO SEE ZAYN MALIK’S EYELASHES CAST AGAINST HIS CHEEKS AGAIN
- NO ONE EVER HAS TO SEE HIM, UGH, LOOK UP, UGH, EVERY GIF HERE STARTS OUT AS THE WORST THING AND GETS MORE HORRIBLE
- ALSO ZAYN MALIK CANNOT WEAR THINGS AROUND HIS NECK
- ALSO ZAYN MALIK CANNOT WEAR TANK TOPS BECAUSE THOSE ARMS ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, OF OUR SOULS
- THEY REALLY CANNOT HAVE AMERICAN FLAGS ON THEM ISN’T THAT WHAT THE PATRIOT ACT IS FOR WHAT IS THE NSA EVEN DOING WHY DO WE PAY TAXES
- I KNOW THEY’RE BRITISH I DON’T CARE WHAT DID WE DUMP THE TEA INTO THE HARBOR FOR, THAT HAPPENED, RIGHT
- I HAVE NEVER FELT SO PATRIOTIC AS I AM NOW THANKING MY COUNTRY FOR NOT PRODUCING ZAYN MALIK
- I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISAPPOINTED IN MY COUNTRY FOR LITERALLY NEVER ACHIEVING ANYTHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS ZAYN MALIK, I UNDERSTAND HOW THE RENAISSANCE GUYS FELT ABOUT THE ANCIENT GREEKS NOW OK THEY WERE WRONG BUT I FORGIVE THEM BUT ALSO DONATELLO WOULD HAVE FLIPPED HIS SHIT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER
- FLIPPED HIS SHIIIIIIT ART HISTORIANS WOULD BE LIKE “AND THEN DONATELLO USED THE SAME MODEL FOR APPROXIMATELY A ZILLIONTY SCULPTURES, WE ARE NOT REALLY SURE WHAT MYTHS THEY CORRESPOND TO BECAUSE I DON’T REMEMBER ANY STORIES FROM CLASSICAL MYTHOLOGY OR EVEN THE BIBLE FEATURING A CREATURE THAT IS BOTH HUMAN AND STUPID PUPPY BUT ALSO DIVINE”
- ALSO ZAYN MALIK’S LIPS ARE VERY DUMB AND SHOULD B E KEPT OUT OF SIGHT AND HIS HAIR SHOULD GO AWAY FOREVER
- OK THANK YOU OBAMA/SANTA/GOD
come on guys only infinity signatures to go, let’s moveon.org this bitch
(Source: 2x01)
