Nov
3
PUNCH THE FACE OF GODfortruthisalwaysstrange: helloclarice: (via glowinthedarkvagina)
"Isabelle had been for some time capable of very strong, if very transient emotions...." - F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side Of Paradise
If your twin is fraternal, you may or may not have been the fastest. But if your twin is identical, you not only were a...
my god. i want to laugh so hard at this.
i liked the third one. just because i’m so neurotic every morning about wondering about the weather.
I have a twin. So technically, no, I was not the fastest sperm.
what got me was ‘TURN THAT FROWN INTO A WEAPON.’ zomg.
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